Essentially a glorified caretaker for Earth after mankind leaves the planet in ruin, Vectorman's only task is clearing up after them, all the while ridding the post-apocalyptic ruin of a psychotic AI.
Joe is a freelance games journalist who, while not spending every waking minute selling himself to websites around the world, spends his free time writing. Most of it makes no sense, but when it does, he treats each article as if it were his Magnum Opus - with varying results.