2. Risk: Master Veteran Medal
I play too many video games. I know I do. When I get a new game I sometimes spend so long playing it that, when I eventually emerge from my dark room, it's quite possible that there has been a change of government in between. The only thing that makes this worse is playing a game which tries to convince you that it is an achievement to behave like this. This is what Risk on the iPad does, by telling you that you have achieved the Master Veteran Medal for trying to conquer the world 100 times. To me, its like being told how many calories are in the cake you just ate.