4. The Cosplayers
To every cosplayer, I sometimes have issues with your life choices, but that is besides the point. Some of you guys and girls put hours and hours into your costumes and it shows. Putting on a red tie does not make you Agent 47. Make you Solid Snake does camouflage and a headband not. If you are a lady and chose to wear almost nothing on your top half or something so skintight I can see every fold and crevice, do not be surprised and/or angry if you either gawped and/or wolf-whistled at. Oh and if you are a female blonde cosplayer, please choose something more original than Lollipop Chainsaw's cheerleader protagonist Juliet Starling. In a similar vein, if you are female blonde gamer with a slightly larger stomach than is usual, please don't dress as Juliet Starling, no one, not even your super shy boyfriend wants to see that.