7 Most Painfully Confusing Video Game Titles

6. Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho

Dead rising 3
Tamsoft

*deep breath*

"Natsuiro Haisukuru★Seishun Hakusho ~Tenkou Shonichi No Ore Ga Osananajimi To Saikai Shitara Houdoubuin Ni Sarete Ite Gekisha Shounen No Hibi Wa Sukuupu Dairenpatsu De Igai To Motemote Nanoni Nazeka Mai Memori Wa Pantsu Shashin Bakkari Toiu Genjitsu To Mukiainagara Kangaeru Hitonatsu No Shima No Gakuen Seikatsu To Sekirarana Koi No Yukue'' has one claim to fame.

It has the longest video game title ever.

The game itself roughly translates to, and I feel like I'm going to be put on a list for even typing this, "Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going"

... yeah, it's one of those games.

A lot of Japanese games have long titles which are then shortened when the game is translated.

Unfortunately for a lot of gross people, this game was never translated to English so it doesn't have a shorter English name.

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