8 Incredible Video Game Rewards Only EVIL Players Unlocked

5. Become A Super Rich Emperor! - Dynasty Warriors 5: Empires

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I utterly adore the Empire's spin-off games that the Dynasty Warriors franchise squirted out seemingly at random across its tenure, as these glorious bundles combined my love of twatting a bloke into the sun itself and gloriously tedious base/army management.

Oh, spreadsheets you'll never betray me.

They also offered me the true joy of proclaiming myself as emperor, usually with my custom character Zhu Liang (get it) which never, ever got old. However what did get pretty tedious was claiming this prize while playing as a morally good character, as by helping the people, giving out all your acquired wealth and items to allies, and basically being a benevolent leader you'd struggle so much as you progress.

With little disposable wealth to hire new officers, fewer resources to better your equipment, and a lack of heft to bully the rest of China with, you're going to witness land masses sink into the sea quicker than you'll rise to the top. So why not just put the Dong in Dong Zhou and be a right meaty bastard?

By taxing the populace and hoarding everything you'll end up being emperor in no time, and arguably you'll have a much more fun time doing it, as you'll end up in conflict more and let's face it beating people so hard that their soul has bruises is the key enjoyment of these titles.

So yes, technically you can get this reward by being good, but I ask you, why the hell would you?

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