4. Slippy Toad (Star Fox)
F**king Slippy! If you've ever played any game in the Star Fox series, I really don't even think I need to explain this any further. You already know why Slippy is a jerk, so feel free to move on! Slippy Toad is a member of your crew in the Star Fox games. He's also the most annoying 'good guy' ever created: Absolutely useless? Check Constantly requiring you to save him? Check The most annoying voice imaginable? Super flippin' mega check all over that bad boy. Slippy is definitely at his most annoying when playing Star Fox 64, and seeing his stupid little green face pop up on screen is met with almost universal rage from gamers. He also tends to make snide remarks about the far superior Falco, which makes him even more annoying, in my eyes. I repeat - F**king Slippy!