8 Video Game Characters Who Look They Could Do With A Drink

7. Chell (Portal)

With stoic reserve, Chell has endured so much from GlaDOS and Aperture Science, and yet she doesn't voice her concerns once. While most of us would at least pout and tut at such a predicament, she has dutifully undergone torment from the laboratory and has fought the omnipotent AI that controls the facility twice. If it was just the portal puzzle-tests she had to put up with, it probably wouldn't be as bad. Sure there's an element of danger, but that's how science progresses. But being kept prisoner for so many years, standing by as GlaDOS hurls biting insults at you about your heritage and weight, and coming close to death from turret guns and spike plates, there has to be a limit to how much someone can take. Though maybe at this point, Chell has succumb to Stockholm Syndrome. How many of us would try to escape such antagonistic harassment and just head straight for the nearest pub? It'd be one hell of a story to tell the bored-looking bar staff at least.
 
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