8 Video Game Characters Who Look They Could Do With A Drink

3. Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)

Specifically Sam Fisher in Splinter Cell: Conviction. After the collapse of his employer, Third Echelon, the death of his boss and the hit-and-run accident that killed his daughter, Sam has all but reached rock-bottom. In fact, his luck ran out so fast it's amazing we didn't start the game with him hurling empty tumblers at walls and puking in nearby bins. The composure of this man is strong enough to keep him entirely sober throughout his ordeal. He most likely attributes his tough mental integrity to his training, and years spent being a field agent. But with no employer to work for and his life falling apart, he has become rogue; smashing up faces in lieu of more stealthy interrogations. No matter how professional he prides himself on being, it's much harder to distance himself from the death of people closest to him than to faceless terrorists. With everything he's been through both on and off the field, why in the hell would you even want to stay sober?