8 Video Game Heroes That Refuse To Do What You Tell Them

Oh Mike Dawson, never have I met a playable character so hilarious, deranged, and downright useless in all my life. Coming from the alarmingly surreal video game series Darkseed, poor old Mike here has found himself embroiled with secret alien invasions twice over and done his best to fight back with all the tools at his disposal.

Well, unless the solution to the problem requires standing up to people, moving objects or lifting much more than a finger. A real hero.

For example, there's a very sick clown in Darkseed 2 that needs his medication, which is located in a box about 15 feet away. Now normally we'd question why the bloke can't get it himself but remember is is very sick and so can possibly be excused for fear of fainting.

So what does Mike do? He finds the box, realizes there's a comedic anvil on top of it, and then refuses to even touch it. No reason as to why, just not on his agenda today.

And if you try and search the rest of the area, he refuses again, stating he doesn't want to move anything in case gets a splinter or a spider bite.

I'm sorry what? JUST SAVE THE BLOODY CLOWN YOU MAD HEAD.