8 Video Game Weapons That Are Genuinely HORRIBLE

5. Cerebral Bore - Turok 2: Seeds Of Evil

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It's very clear that at some point during the creation of Turok 2: Seeds Of Evil, one of the programmers clearly lost their damn mind.

And I say that in every sense of the word because when looking across the murder-making weapons in the game, one definitely sticks out from the pack for all the wrong reasons. You've got your guns, your bows (naturally), your missile launchers, and also your alien pieces of tech that lock onto your opponent's brainwaves and then fire a drill into the back of their head which will open their skull like a rancid watermelon.

One of these things is not like the others.

The Cerebral Bore is an absolutely horrifying video game weapon for several reasons. For one, just read that description I just gave again, and for two it takes so bloody long to kill its target that you just know they're in absolute agony far beyond reason. Having to watch your foe squirm and writhe as the bore does its work is akin to watching your nan in an adult movie aka something that makes me never want to see again.

Shame on you devs for making this and shame on you players for watching this elongated event play out.

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