8 Video Games That Insulted You For 100% Completion

7. How Many Licks Does It Take? - Saints Row IV

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So as we all know, if you're gunning for that 100% completion rating on a video game, you're going to have to be prepared to do some pretty mundane and repetitive things. Collect a tonne of feathers, shoot a million pigeons, collect all the jiggies and gems and crystals you get the idea, but Saints Row IV then comes along and says "hold my mouthwash" because things get taken to the extreme in the "How The Saints Saved Christmas" DLC.

Early on you'll find a door blocked by a candy cane and you're given the choice to blast the door apart or....lick your way through. The game clearly wants you to choose the former, as, after all, this is a Saints Row game and explosions are this title's bread and explosive butter, but you just know deep down that they wouldn't offer you the latter choice if there wasn't something to gain from it.

Well you'd be right my friend for there is an achievement for licking through the candy cane, but it will take you five solid minutes of arduous button presses and text-based taunting from the devs about how you should just give up all to the sound of some truly foul slurping sounds. Seriously it's pornstar sipping hot soup levels of skin inversion.

This is achievement mockery at its most obvious and is basically just the devs asking what you'd do for a trophy in order to 100% the DLC all they while they rub their dirty smelly arses in your face.

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