8 Video Games That Insulted You For 100% Completion

3. Goldblum Chews You Out - Jurassic Park: The Lost World

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Almost on the other side of the coin now, The Jurassic Park Lost World video game tie in is actually a title that rewards players for seeing things through to 100% completion, but for those that actually put in the hours to see this reward, well they might wish they hadn't bothered.

While a personalized message of congratulations from Jeff Goldblum might seem like a brilliant way to cap off the experience, things soon turn sour when, well when Jeff decides to turn sour himself.

After thanking the player for their time in a way that could be best described as smarmy, things then descend into a diatribe that seems befitting of a master of passive aggression, as now Jeff chews you out for essentially wasting time completing the game when you could have spent the time outside or going on dates.

There's something pervasively aggravating about his tone of voice, the content of his half-hearted message, and the fact that he's giving off a whole "what are you doing on my private beach?" vibe thanks to the setting of the vid. While the actor might have gone on record since stating he didn't recall ever shooting the scene, we'll remember it forever as a slap in the face for trying to complete the game.

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