9 Respected Classic Games With Bizarre Assertions

4. Donkey Kong The logical next rung of the ladder down from "King" is "Donkey" which makes Donkey Kong the most logically named game since ever. A man bearing a striking resemblance to a now twice aforementioned plumber must leap over barrels, ascend ladders and collect hats, umbrellas and bags in order to save the princess. The barrels seemed conjured from thin air and the physics engine was a tad non-existent - but that's not the only qualm. Nonetheless, taking up a hammer against a giant gorilla is a great diversion in the hyper-realistic games of today, so it's retro value is partially redeeming.