9 Video Game NPCs Everyone Wished They Could Kill

Just because they’re memorable doesn’t mean we don’t want to stick a hot poker in them.

The Witcher 3
CD Projekt Red

Video games are a fantastic medium to allow us to sink into expansive digital worlds, roleplay characters in unique circumstances we could only imagine and meet memorable characters along the way. Of course, just because they’re memorable doesn’t mean we don’t want to stick a hot poker in them.

Probably best to head off at the pass that we do have women, children, and the elderly on this list but we will not be using Titanic rules here; everybody is fair game because they’re voice acted pixels and super annoying voice acted pixels at that so if they fit the list, they’re going on the list.

All that to say, if we do miss out on a totally kill-worthy NPC that you need to vent about, all you need to do is roll by that comment section.

9. Braith - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

braith skyrim
Bethesda

There are so many characters in The Elder Scrolls games that we want to kill but luckily for us most of them are totally killable. You know who isn’t? Braith.

When I was thinking about NPCs for this list my eyes shot open before I fell asleep and I uttered a single word: “Braith”. True story. Because that little kid sucks.

Rolling around Whiterun hassling people, especially this other little kid called Lars Battle-Born, Braith is just a bully. I’m not getting into her parents being distracted or her secret crush on Lars being the cause of her abusing him because I will give no quarter to this little snot-nosed, antagonistic brat and her threatening ways. Lars literally begs her not to hit him when she sets off to shake him down which is her daily routine. She’s rude and obnoxious, even to you, but like all Skyrim children, she can’t be harmed.

Well, she can’t be physically harmed by you. You can kill her parents so she has to go to the orphanage. But you didn’t get that idea from me.

 
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Jess has been a journalist and content creator in the games industry for over 15 years and has been WhatCulture's resident Australian import and sorry cop since 2020, upping the quotient of swearing and apologising in WhatCulture Gaming's annual blooper videos considerably. She previously worked at GameSpot for 10 years, most notably hosting GameSpot News in addition to E3 live shows, and PAX panels. She regularly livestreams a variety of games on her 'jessmcdonell' YouTube and Twitch channels and hosts the 'Do It On The Day' podcast. She has won awards for her news and feature work in gaming as well as an accolade for her comedic writing (likely an admin error). She can be found on X at @jessmcdonell and Instagram at @jessicamcdonell sharing her current videogame fixations, industry insights, and videos of her cat, Karma.