17. Warm Coffee
Rockstar really loves being controversial with their in-game dating, and they make no exception with IV. While they decided to hide the Hot Coffee minigame within the coding of San Andreas, they decided to take a dump on the pride of those protective parents, political activists, and religious leaders that were up-in-arms about Rockstar's promotion of sex. This achievement
literally encourages the player to go on dates just so they can, well, get laid. Perhaps the best part is that they call it Warm Coffee, an obvious smart aleck reference to the Hot Coffee minigame. Just to insult MAVAV and Jack Thompson a little bit more. And who doesn't love doing that? Come to think of it, who doesn't like getting laid by your Irish mobster friend's unattractive little sister or a sketchy undercover government agent with no personality? Actually, don't answer that. Please.
16. One Man Army
What is a game of Grand Theft Auto without having the entire police force (and then some) hot on your tail? Spoiler alert - it's not a game of Grand Theft Auto at all. If you haven't shot up The Triangle and blown up every cop car that blared its siren at you, you should be ashamed of yourself. The point of being an Eastern European, cold-blooded, sociopathic murderer is that you do what your job title suggests - murdering. As awful as that sounds, it's essentially the point of the game. Blow up innocent civilians, and mow down every officer that jogs from cover to cover. If you can make it for five minutes with a six star level, Rockstar hands you this beautiful gold achievement to add to your special collection of geekiness. Violent, bloody, bullet-riddled, murderous geekiness.
The best kind of geekiness.