Crysis 3: 5 Reasons Why It Will Inevitably Disappoint

Crysis 3 header 2 I enjoyed the Crysis when it first came come all those moons ago, not on my PC, God no. I didn't have some huge beast of a computer that could perform like that, but I did have a friend whose parents tried to buy his love with martial goods. A few years later, I bought Crysis 2 on PS3 and if you've read my €˜10 Most Crushing Gaming Disappointments of All Time€™ article you all know how that turned out for me, and for those who haven't; I thought the game was a terrible experience to weather through. Anyway, to the present; for those of you who either don€™t know or you don€™t actually don€™t like gaming and have accidentally stumbled across my article, Crysis 3 is slowly approaching like a ship fall of scurvy ridden sailors. And, I€™m here to say before it comes out, that it will be disappointing if you have fallen into the hype machine. So don€™t waste your money on Crysis 3 and instead, buy a Tamagotchi or something.

5. The Fans

First on my list for why Crysis 3 will not impress is the fans. Crysis has some unusual fans because they€™re the only fanbase I know that has only one point to make, that the Cryengine is incredible. Of course this is true and you would be a fool not to think this, but the reason it€™s on my list is because these fans make me not want to buy it at tall. So, if I can€™t even summon up the strength to buy Crysis 3 because I don€™t want to be affiliated with those individuals, how exactly is it going to impress me? And, if I don't, they'll never leave me be because I've played and enjoyed the first Crysis. I fully understand that to criticize anything you have experience it or have some underlining knowledge on the subject. And, now that I think about it, I probably will buy it just so I can actually argue with fans about the faults and issues Crysis 3 will inevitably have.
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Thomas James Hunt is a British Video Game Critic who is a rather unpleasant character in the journalism world. So brace yourself for some nasty behaviour in the form of articles.