FIFA Ultimate Team: 8 Most Insane Pack Opening Reactions

2. Cristiano Ronaldo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3srYOlIano This reaction can be summed up in one word: hilarious. First of all the lad starts by begging and pleading that his £16 pocket money was enough to get him some worthwhile cards for his team. Seemingly on the verge of tears, his hopes wither away as his first pack is unveiled: Giggs €“ now a manager, Berbatov €“ it just gets worse and worse. No, not again; this can€™t be happening again. But wait! There it is, shining like a chunk blue lapis lazuli stolen directly from the mask of Tutankhamen: TOTY Cristiano Ronaldo, perhaps the greatest card in the game. What comes next is probably somewhat different than Howard Carter€™s reaction after he found the aforementioned blue and gold funeral mask in the Valley of the Kings. A horrendous wailing sound akin to two puppies fighting, various expletive and then the final yell of €œsuck my d*%k€. Clearly, a lot has changed since the age of Howard Carter. Dedicated players of FUT would probably argue that a TOTY Cristiano Ronaldo card is of equal value to Tutankhamen€™s mask though. It is worth more gold than any player is ever likely to amass €“ even selling for £479 on eBay €“ and its stats reflect this kingly (or should it be pharaoh-ly) price-tag. His 98-pace, 98-dribbling and 97-shooting mean he can easily get past even the most skilled defenders and shoot the ball in the net from ridiculously unlikely positions.
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