Game Of Thrones: 10 Things You Must Be Able To Do

10. Slap Joffrey

Joffrey is one of the most loathsome fictional characters to ever grace anyone's television set. An immature and sociopathic child with way too much power; he is the face of everything that is wrong with the power structure of Westeros. Naturally, one of the many reasons Tyrion Lannister is beloved by so many is because he is one of the few characters to put Joffrey in his place. He has slapped him on multiple occasions on the show, and every time you feel a visceral sense of satisfaction. Now imagine how satisfying that would be if you could slap him yourself. It is highly unlikely, as your character would be put to death for doing so, but it would nevertheless be fantastic if Telltale Games threw us a bone and allowed us to slap Joffrey. Forget how improbable or illogical it would be; the experience would be worth it. Make it happen guys.
Contributor
Contributor

Film and video game obsessed philosophy major raised by Godzilla, Goku, and Doomguy.