GTA: 9 Reasons Living There Would Suck

1. Everyone Is Homeless, Apparently

gtaped You'd be bored stiff as an inhabitant of one of Grand Theft Auto's fictitious worlds. You're too afraid to venture outside because of all the gangs, plane crashes and murders, and the only thing to keep you company inside is repetitive radio shows and TV programs that you've heard and seen a thousand times over. But then, there is no "inside" in Grand Theft Auto, is there? Not for pedestrians, who just seem to mill around aimlessly day and night carrying groceries that will never be put in a kitchen, because pedestrians in GTA don't have kitchens, they don't even have houses, for that matter. Though there are hundreds and hundreds of houses lining the sidewalks, we never see anyone coming out or going in, they're just there, like pointless derelict buildings that serve no real purpose except for realism, but you see, for the pedestrians who abide in the world of Grand Theft Auto, this is reality, and it'd absolutely suck to live there! What do you think? Would you like to live in the world of Grand Theft Auto?
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Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.