10. "Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don't Masturbate." - Movie Theater Ad
I'll be honest, the first time I encountered this quote, I missed it. I had taken Michael to a movie theater to see what Rockstar had in store for me and it was one of those, "Umm, what? Did I just hear that correctly?" moments. I immediately quit the movie I was watching, (a foreign film parody) went outside and bought a brand new ticket. Michael enters the theater and sits in his seat, the lights go down and the pre movie ads begin ( yes, I know, even in a video game, movie theaters STILL show ads) and I found out that yes I did hear that correctly. The worst part of the whole situation was looking around at my skeevy, fellow movie patrons and hoping that one of them did not, in fact, whip it out. Then my mind wandered off into the realm of wondering what Trevor would do in this situation and let me just say, I've never bothered to find out. Some things are better left unknown...and unseen.