GTA V: 12 Dirty Hidden Secrets And Easter Eggs You Probably Missed

3. Life Invader Extra Features

Its Time To Dock Not content with simply killing Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Rockstar clearly wanted to bait the king of nerds even more by casting aspersions on some of the social network's more sordid users, as well as offering a side-swipe at one notoriously failed technological off-shoot of the website. As just one of the immersive, cleverly executed commercials to appear in the GTA V universe, it would be quite easy not to notice some of the details within Rockstar's in-game ad for Life Invader (the thinly-veiled stab at Facebook) but you don't have to be particularly attentive to have noticed that the website also has a tablet (a parody of Zuckerberg's failed Facebook phone, no doubt.) Without too much explanation, the advert clearly suggests that the tablet allows the user to insert their penis into the tablet, to "dock" with other users, and while the advert seems to suggest that as a holding technique for hands free typing, the subtler moments, like the artwork of two phalluses coming together, and the inference of the term "docking" suggests a far more dirty reason. For the uninitiated or sheltered players out there, docking involves the coming together of two penises, in a unique, and wholly inappropriate-for-here manner.
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