2. Go Hunting
If you really must insist on pulling the trigger on something, you might as well make it a deer than a father of two with bills to pay and a family to support. Los Santos is full of forestry and woodland for you to explore, teeming with animals such as deer, coyotes and cougars, all of which are fair game, if you're that way inclined (and have a sniper rifle with a decent scope). GTA V comes complete with a realistic and thriving ecosystem with sharks patrolling the ocean and deer grazing docilely in the grass, and there could come a time where it is kill or be killed as the hunter becomes the hunted. So put on your deerstalker, your best pair of boots and a nice and cosy fleece and find yourself some place to sit as you wait for something to stagger into your cross-heirs. Oh, and make sure you have a hunting licence, of course. Wouldn't want to be getting into trouble with the local sheriff.