6. Buy A Buzzard
On paper, a Buzzard attack helicopter SHOULD be brilliant, and while the cost actually outweighs the money Rockstar are handing out to Onliners who signed on during the first month of play, pooling your resources and buying one should be a bucket list decision. But, if you're lucky enough to have the money for a Buzzard, you'll quickly find that flying is just not as good as it should be, especially in a chopper. You'll think your character has been hitting the champagne hard to celebrate your new found wealth. And shooting people is pretty much out of the question, since it's almost impossible to hit anything you intended to, unless that's the cops when they inevitably chase you and attempt to shoot you out of the sky. You can also throw in the fact that you aren't allowed to customise the chopper in any way, making clan affiliation impossible, meaning that if you do shell out the $1.8m for it, you've basically just thrown away a hefty chunk of change on something you could get from a helipad spawn, which you can't even claim as your own through customisation. And which will probably lead to your death in a flamey fire-ball.