GTA VI: 13 Things Fans Want (That Probably Won't Happen)

6. Child NPCs

What Fans Want: This one is requested relentlessly every time a new GTA game comes out, but Rockstar have never conceded. In the GTA world, it appears that humans just begin at a perpetual age of adulthood, and children are a myth much like the boogeyman or bigfoot. Nobody really wants to admit that they only want kids in GTA so they can shoot them up like everyone else, but that's basically the truth, right? Why It Won't Happen: The controversy would be insane, even for the standards of this series. Though kids were initially included in GTA III's beta, they were removed for a very smart reason: it is incredibly difficult to defend what tabloids would refer to as a "child-killing simulator". While much of the adult deaths are played for laughs, it's much, much harder to make a joke out of exploding a school bus with a grenade launcher.
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