1. I Need More Friends (No, seriously.)
I play on Fort Aspenwood server, and I am lonely. So cold and so lonely. Come play with me and my 6 friends in the whole world, and experience all Guild Wars 2 has to offer. Seriously, if you have made it this far and haven't wanted to stop reading and go play, all I can do is appeal to your sense of empathy. So come join me (Diskordia) and The Order of the Forge on Fort Aspenwood, we have cookies (seriously) and strippers (not seriously).