Pokémon: 10 Pokédex Entries That Were Absolute Lies

7. Pidgeot

Pokemon Pokedex Lies
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The Pokedex Entry:

‘’This Pokémon flies at Mach 2 speed, seeking prey. Its large talons are feared as wicked weapons.’’ - Pokemon Yellow

In reality:

Mach 2, huh? That’s pretty impressive for a fat sparrow for sure. We all love Pidgeot, but Mach 2 might be a bit hyperbolic when discussing the top speeds of this airborne avian.

Mach 2 is twice the speed required to break the sound barrier. There’s a simple test to see if Pidgeot can go that fast. Did your ear drums nearly burst open when it went for a merry flutter about about this morning? No? Then it can’t fly at Mach 2 speeds.

This one is even inconsistent across the Pokedex itself. Pidgeot’s actual speed stat is known to be a fairly average 91. That actually puts it slower than Miltank.

You know, that cow Pokemon who is faster than twice the speed of sound?

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