South Park: The Stick Of Truth - 10 Fan Favourites Missing From The Final Game

5. Towelie

This is one of the missing characters that truly feels like one gigantic missed opportunity. Towelie's character of a talking towel addicted to a myriad of different drugs is completely absurd but makes for one of the most entertaining reoccurring characters the show has ever seen. It actually feels wrong to relegate him to a loading screen icon in a game as ambitious as Stick of Truth. It's also a bummer because much like a similar character in Mr. Hankey - who is in the game - Towelie isn't exactly a character that Trey Parker and Matt Stone would have to jump through hoops for to fit into the narrative, through either a main or side quest. Potential Reasons Not Included: Truthfully, it seems like Towelie could have been in the cards for making an appearance in the game, as you can interact with every shower head in the game, seeming like a setup for his appearance. For example, it could have been an Easter Egg reward for interacting with every bathroom in the game. Instead, doing so is absolutely meaningless. Perhaps something was cut.