4. Cartman's V-Chip
One of the cornerstones of the plot in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut involved Cartman getting a V-chip implanted into his brain which electrocuted him upon detecting him whenever he attempted to indulge in colourful language. Of course, towards the climax of the film he infamously destroys the entire hardwiring by swearing up a catastrophic storm; seriously, this is an onslaught of swear words within the span of a minute. Perhaps the best part is that Barbara Streisand is recognised as a swear word, or the fact that profanities actively shot Saddam Hussein into hell. Nevertheless, once you finally get Cartman in your party towards the end of the game, it's best to switch him in and check out his abilities. For example, his ultimate ability makes use of the V-chip by having players pound on all four face buttons, resulting in Cartman unleashing an unrelenting amount of shock damage based foul language. It may take until near the end of the game to unlock Cartman as a partner, but man, are his abilities awesome. And filthy.
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