South Park: The Fractured But Whole - 11 Most Offensive Moments You Need To See

1. Jared

South Park The Fractured But Whole Jared
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By far the game's most shocking moment occurs when Harrison Yates tries to convince the kids that he and the whole South Park PD aren't really racists, insisting that they actually have one white guy in custody.

And that guy is none other than Jared Fogle, the iconic former Subway rep who was convicted of child molestation back in 2015. Yates unleashes him upon the kids in the game's most outrageous and straight-up unpleasant boss fight, somehow even moreso than a tentacled monster that only eats black people.

Jared spends most of the fight uttering phrases like, "I just love conjugal visits!" and "How'd you kids like to see my famous footlong?", while he's eventually joined by his "aides", who support him in the battle.

The most vile moment, though? Jared's "Sandwich Artisan" attack, which sees him thrusting his footling at the kids' faces, squiring "mayo" all over them. At least you get to murder him post-battle with a toxic fart to the face (though you can also choose to spare him...for some reason).

And if that doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, nothing will. Get help.

Which moments from The Fractured but Whole shocked you the most? Shout them out in the comments!

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