The Elder Scrolls 6: 7 Major Lore Questions We Can't Wait To See Answered
4. When Will We Get The Full Copy Of The Lusty Argonian Maid?
Considering how infamous this smutty little text has become over the years, The Lusty Argonian Maid is due a full release sometime soon. Starring the one and only Lifts-Her-Tail as the subservient maid who continually gets into steamy situations with Crantius Colto, we've never been blessed with the, ahem, full spread that the trusty book has to offer. You can't give the people 50 Scales of Grey and not give them the full trilogy, after all.
So far in the mainline games we've had Volume 1, which more specifically only revealed part of Act IV, Scene III, and Volume 2, again only dishing out the goods on a section of Act VII, Scene II. If you're lucky you can grab the pair combined in a folio, otherwise its up to scratting through the bookshelves to find the dirt should you be in the mood for some humble bread making and of course, a nightly spear polishing. Oioi.
TES Online introduced an accompanying song to the collection for those that like their filth in rhyming couplets, but really, we're all impatiently waiting for the next instalment of the Crassius Curio play to come and refresh the meme pool once more. None more so than the man in the Riekling hut who left his plentiful copies strewn about with as many 'used linens' as you could shake a stick at. Pun entirely intended.