What Every Dark Souls Player Thinks Of Every Dark Souls 3 Boss
19. Curse-rotted Greatwood
Imagine being in the meeting room when they came up with this boss battle.
"Right let's get cracking. How about a giant tree beast?"
"Ace! Love it! Big Sweeping attacks?"
"You got it."
"Stompy feet?"
"You betcha!"
"Weak spots being massive pustules over his body, but most especially his groin?"
"Uhhhh... ok?"
"Weird witch hand that comes out of it, and crushes your meat like an angry wank?"
"... Um?"
"Yeah... I might be working through some stuff here"