What Every Dark Souls Player Thinks Of Every Dark Souls Boss

24. Capra Demon

Dark Souls Basilisk
From Software

F**k this guy.

This is what I imagine went on at Fromsoft when developing the Crap-ra demon.

"Right, we've got some assets left, we could use them for a boss battle?"

"Excellent"

"Ah actually hold on, the arena is way too small and doesn't make any sense for this creature to be in this area."

"Nah it's perfect!"

"But it's too sm-"

"Stick some dogs in there too."

"... what?"

"You know dogs. Whack a pair in there and call it a day."

"Why?"

"I programmed too many so got to put them somewhere."

"That's not how that works."

"Just put the damn fog gate in already."

END SCENE.

Crowd boos.

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