What Every Star Wars Fan Thinks About Every Star Wars Video Game
73. Return Of The Jedi: Death Star Battle
Do you like Star Wars?
YEAH!
Do you like Video Games?
YEAH!
Do you want to play a Star Wars video game which only lasts about 3 minutes in which you play what amounts to a shoddy version of Asteroids but from the perspective of a very unwell Pac-Man while The Death Star takes up half the screen and when you do battle it's like shooting through wet cheese for how unsatisfying it all is?
... No?
Oh... well. This is awkward...