What Every Star Wars Fan Thinks About Every Star Wars Video Game
69. Star Wars Droids: Escape From Aaron
Oh my Lord, this is laughably bad.
As pedal bin and his flash mate, you've got to escape all manner of nasties, such as "floating smiley face", "sad bouncer bot" and..."robot in a car"
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However, the true villain of the piece is the bloody control system. You've got to select what move to make from a menu and then pray to The Maker you did it quick enough to avoid being turned into scrap metal.
The only thing cheaper than the deaths here was apparently the audio budget because during the main game... there are next to no sounds. Brilliant. Also check out how C-3PO takes out enemies by tossing a sweet wrapper at them. Abysmal.