8. "Choppy Choppy Your Pee Pee!"
Val Venis was the womaniser we all learnt to respect throughout the Attitude Era and beyond. Debuting in 1998 with vignettes alongside other famous porn actresses like Jemma Jameson (pause while you google her... and welcome back!). Though, one could wonder how Venis was able to make such an impact on the Attitude Era when you revisit how poor his first official feud was with the stable Kaientai. Soon after Venis' debut, he would partake in an affair with the manager of Kaientai, Yamaguchi-San's, wife and proceed to draw the attention of the entire stable. Now, those familiar with Venis' 'conquests' in the WWE will not be too surprised to see him involved in this angle. However, this storyline had the potential to remove Venis of his tool to success before he had even arrived, as Yamaguchi-San swore revenge, and to chop off his verile member. Not only do I feel that this would be difficult to recreate in WWE 13 and retain a teen rating, but the whole storyline turned into a complete farce. This is because when we finally reached the point that Val Venis would suffer his comeuppance, he suffered the most important stage fright in the history of mankind. For once Val Venis left us with a disappointing climax. Okay, that's enough smut for the moment.