3. Deeply Unfortunate Poses
It's hard to tell what's really going on between Goldberg and 'The Animal' Batista, but it at least looks like a consenting activity between loving partners. That doesn't actually mean anyone really wants to see Goldberg between Batista's legs, or for that matter the freakishly giant hand reaching out of the screen and deep into our souls. If only it was covering up the cringe-worthy clinch between the characters. It is yet another example of how 2k14 have got the dynamics of character interaction wrong. Wrestlers being spliced together when locking up in a move is a real kink that the developers will hopefully be looking to iron out for WWE 2K15. We have seen some seriously weird shenanigans as a result of the game not being able to handle animation, and in all honesty, the Goldberg Batista splice is pretty tame in comparison to some of the filth that the game's glitches can produce. But then of course, in real life we did once have Shawn Michaels and Triple H shoving Vince McMahon's head up the Big Show's backside, so maybe it's appropriate.