WWE 2K15: 15 Legends Who Need To Join Sting On The Roster

3. Vader

Genuinely one of the greatest super heavyweights of all time, Vader was billed at 6 foot 5 inches tall and 450 pounds€ and, in his prime, was capable of a brilliant moonsault and a perfect dropkick. More than that, the man was a terrifying monster in the ring, stiffer than rigor mortis and capable of astonishing feats of violence. This is the man that ripped Mick Foley€™s ear off, and the man that had his own eye popped from the socket in a match €“ only to lift his mask, push it back in, cover it with a closed eyelid, and then continue the match to its planned finish. In a WWE 2K15 battle of the super heavyweights: if you're smart, it's Vader Time. You want to play the old school Vader, the super-agile super heavyweight that struck fear into the hearts of everyone he faced, both kayfabe and in real life. And (since WWE video games are all about fantasy booking), how about playing him against the Big Show in his prime, against €˜Taker for the Streak, against Umaga, in handicap matches against the Wild Samoans€ hell, pit him in a feud against the whole legendary Anoa€™i family and Vader would have a good chance of coming out on top.
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