WWE 2K17: 36 New Wrestlers Announced

26. Christian

Christian World Heavyweight Champion
WWE.com

Captain Charisma sadly doesn't wrestle anymore, but you can still dish out Unprettiers on the WWE roster on your console of choice.

Just make sure it's a no DQ match if you want to kick Randy Orton in the balls.

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