WWE 2K17: 36 New Wrestlers Announced

28. Bushwhacker Butch

Bushwhacker Butch returns to action, while Demolition remains on the sidelines, because life can be cruel.

For those who like to lick strangers' faces, doing it in digital form is probably the safest way of going about it.

As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at." Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week. Follow along @AndrewSoucek and check out my podcast at wrestlingwithfriends.com

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