WWE 2K17: Final 24 Roster Names Announced

15. Goldust

Goldust Randy Orton 2013
WWE.com

My first order of business when I play WWE 2K17 is to have Goldust turn on R-Truth, so he can get away from that awful pairing.

My second order of business is to have him main event WrestleMania 33 against a created version of Raven, because 2K didn't put him in the game! What about me? What about Andrew?

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