WWE 2K17: Final 24 Roster Names Announced

12. Kane

Kane Great Khali WrestleMania 23
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Kane goes by many names: "The Big Red Machine", "The Devil's Favorite Demon", "The Man Who Likes To Wear Black Slacks Without A Shirt", and he'll once again unleash hell in the videogame world.

At 49-years-old, Kane may not make it past WWE 2K57, so enjoy playing as him while you can.

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