20 Upcoming Horror Movies NOBODY Asked For
4. Don't Go in That House, Bitch!
Don't Go in That House, B*tch! started out as a fake trailer which was produced by Eli Roth and screened in front of Joe Begos' recent gonzo horror film Jimmy and Stiggs.
The two-minute trailer was centered entirely around people ignoring obvious signs not to enter a house and consequently meeting a grim end, complete with voiceover narration from Snoop Dogg himself.
It's a mildly amusing concept for a two-minute trailer, and though most initially assumed that would be the end of the matter, last summer Roth confirmed that a feature-length adaptation was indeed in the works.
Roth and Dogg will co-produce, with Roth calling it "the ultimate haunted house movie" he always wanted to make. Yet sometimes a short, snappy gag should stay just that, and there's every possibility that this idea ends up being absolutely excruciating at feature-length.
It'd be great to be wrong, but who saw this faux-trailer and got genuinely jazzed about a 90-minute version?