Wanna break up with someone and give them the shock of their life? Please take note from the following scenario: Laura and Chris are on holiday in Ibiza, and Laura has decided that Chris is boring as hell (in life and in the bedroom). She decides to spice up her holiday by doing a really horrible thing: she's going to break up with Chis in the worst possible way. They book to go bungee jumping, and Laura urges Chris to go first. As he stands at the top of the bungee jumping platform, he turns to Laura and tells her he loves her. The bungee jumping leader counts down to Chris's jump, and Laura starts to reply. "Three..." "Chris, I'm so sorry" "Two..." "I can't say I love you back" "One..." "I actually find you incredibly dull and I never want to see you again. It's over" *Chris looks at her in disbelief* "GO!" Laura watched Chris fall from a great height, and newly single, throws herself at the bungee jumping man for a quickie before legging it to the hotel, grabbing her bags, and getting the first plane home. Poor, poor Chris. he didn't even want to go bungee jumping in the first place.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
