10 Problems Only People From Sydney Will Understand

7. Attendance Of Social Events Are Always Based On Location

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The duration of attendance for a party is based solely on location and whether or not you have a place to crash for the night.

If you live near the city, then you can turn up without a care in the world since home is just a NightRider or a short taxi trip away. But if you live out in places like Pymble, Seven Hills, or Liverpool, then sorry, you'll have to call it an early night as the last train back home leaves just before midnight.

Of course there's always the option of befriending someone who lives in the city in the hope that they'll let you sleep on their couch.

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