"She was just a total bitch, you know? Like, she was always complaining that I didn't buy her enough, or do enough for her, or-" Yup, blah, blah, blah. Everyone has their ex's, who are usually an ex for some reason or another. We don't care about the last girl he was with - and he shouldn't either? Why would a girl want to sit and pour over her guy's previous relationship troubles? He should be having fun with her. He's either hung up and not over the ex, or he's lacking conversation tactics. Keep it to yourself, mate. There's no way you'll turn us on by crying over another girl in your life.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
