You used to think there were only a few select individuals who could pull off a beard: your grandfather, that ginger Scottish guy who lives down the road, and Abraham Lincoln. Now suddenly you're constantly awoken by the buzz of your hipster boyfriend's electric razor as he yet again attempts to shave his facial hair into the shape of a badger. Hipsters love their beards, and not just a standard boring beard either. Long beards, short beards, bushy beards, beards with moustaches, beards with flowers in, wedding beards, Christmas beards, beards gelled into the shape of an octopus. You never knew there were so many types of beards. You're obviously not part of the club because you're a girl and can't grow a beard to fit in properly.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
