4. That Time The Sun Came Out But You Hadn't Shaved Your Legs So Couldn't Take Your Tights Off
A spring time problem, no doubt. You've got your cute dress/cardigan attire on and a pair of nude tights; you thought you were prepared for all weathers; and then suddenly the sun comes out from behind those clouds and hey presto! The tights are no longer the necessity you thought they were when you got dressed this morning. But wait - you can't even run to the toilets and take them off. Because you haven't shaved your legs for about a month. You thought summer was at least two more weeks away; you've got your leg waxing appointment booked already but apparently summer decided to come early this year. Looks like you're going to have to suffer through and endure sweaty thighs for a few more hours before you can go home, shove your tights back into your winter clothes box, and just pray no one mistook you for a stray bear.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
