7. 'Will You Do A Show For My Sisters/Brothers/Cousins Birthday?'
For those close to you who are a bit too old for Chuckle The Clown to be hired for your birthday party there's always The Friend Who's A Comic. You couldn't imagine anything worse than standing up and getting heckled by your own Grandma but hey after a few beers you know you'll be using the kitchen dinner table as a stage and doing a full twenty minute set anyway...
6. 'Do You Know Michael McIntyre?'
No. Nope. Sorry, no. Don't know anyone who's met him. Yeah, I know you think he's great. No he doesn't inspire me. No he's not heard of me. Never gigging with him, no. Thanks for asking.
