13 Problems Only People From Jarrow Will Understand

6. The Supermarket Dilemma

As well as three Metro stations, Jarrow also has a Morrisons. Supermarket dilemma solved, right? Wrong! The problem with the Jarrow Morrisons is that sometimes machete-wielding lunatics get in and cause a bit of mayhem (this literally happened last month), and sometimes Asda have better deals on. Going to Asda actually requires leaving Jarrow - a terrifying prospect for many of us - and heading to the nearby retail park. Luckily, it's not too far away. Unluckily, there's a horrendous single-lane tunnel to navigate on the way. You know the one I mean, right, the one at the bottom of Calf Close Lane? You probably had to go under there on your driving test. The one you failed.