5. The Viking Centre
So you've decided against both Morrisons and Asda. You don't actually need a big shop this week, you just want to pick up a few bits. Where on earth do you go? For residents of Jarrow, the answer is devastatingly simple. The Viking Centre! Named after our beloved ancestors, the town's shopping centre boasts over 200,000 square feet of betting shops, Greggs bakeries, and the sad carcass of Woolworth's. Rest in peace, Woolworth's. The Viking Centre will never be the same again.